Saturday, October 18, 2008

Things People Have Said to Me (or about me) Recently...

"It's nice to finally put a face with your....lawn."
"You're such a sensitive psychic."
"We need to hang out more. You're so....interesting."
"She farts alot."
"What's up with you and Swedish chicks?"
"You're the coolest rocker chick I've ever met a show!" (a mother of my friend)
"You're crude, but not rude."
"We must be hanging out tonight because we've been taking alot of dumps recently."
"Ms. Monica, why did you change your hair?" (one of my students)
"How tall are you not?"
"Gross, yet poignant. I think that's pretty much you in a nutshell."

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