Don't Eat This

It will make you crazy. It will make people think you are crazy. It will make you want to eat another one and another one. It will give you abundant amounts of energy when you need it the least. It will possibly give you a headache. It may or may not cause sudden bursts of insanity.

There is a box of these on top of my workroom fridge. I ate one yesterday.

I'm so screwed.