Okay, so perusing through Missed Connection today, I found this. It's wonderful:
They used to call you Cadillac Devillez
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Sunday, January 18, 2009
Thursday, January 15, 2009
Projectile Vomitting is sooo not fun.
After spending this morning uncontrollably vomiting last night's meal, I have vowed the following:
1.) I will always have a spare bottle of Pepto in my medicine cabinet.
2.) I will form healthy eating habits so that if I do vomit, at least it will be fruits and vegetables instead of french fries and vinegar. I will take all of the necessary steps to rid myself of my fast food demons.
Goodbye Long John Silver's, Goodbye Whataburger, Goodbye Popeye's, Goodbye Wendy's......okay you get the idea.
1.) I will always have a spare bottle of Pepto in my medicine cabinet.
2.) I will form healthy eating habits so that if I do vomit, at least it will be fruits and vegetables instead of french fries and vinegar. I will take all of the necessary steps to rid myself of my fast food demons.
Goodbye Long John Silver's, Goodbye Whataburger, Goodbye Popeye's, Goodbye Wendy's......okay you get the idea.
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